why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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