is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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