plz talk dirty to me
You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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