Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize