and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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