theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need to calm my uterus...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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