I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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