Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My life is pants optional.
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