Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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