His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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