You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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