You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm really busy with my period
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