the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
