he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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