If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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