I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
my liver is dry heaving
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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