found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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