She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
