I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i think i have two assholes
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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