Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
