im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
And then he peed in my hair
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