playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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