i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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