If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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