3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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