then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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