sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
this will be a night to untag.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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