your thong is hanging out like whoa
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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