Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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