is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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