So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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