You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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