Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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