# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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