The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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