Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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