I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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