Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Alive.
So much puke
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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