FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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