is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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