dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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