I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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