spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He better not be in your backpack
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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