There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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