I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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