Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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