I forgot how hot balto sounded
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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