ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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