She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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