at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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