I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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