So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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