So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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