I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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